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You're a dime a dozen baby, I'm a real rare type.
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Let me drink in wine and waste your time and whatever I have I'll give to you.
They're like cali keeps you broke, I'm like don't hate, I'm laying rich bitch, fuck what that bank note says.

wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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My moms questioning me about where I’ve been on my days off and she’s like “andas en casa de Juan de la tostada” and I was like “What does that even mean? Quien es Juan?” And my dad spit his water all over the place laughing and now my mom is mad because she thinks I’m being a smart ass